Daycock


a chinese percussionist who seduces all the girls with his abnormally-shaped wine gl-ss. any guy who goes by the name dayc-ck has to have uncontrollable erectations and must have a weird p-ssion for chocolate milk and correcting foreign kids’ pr-nunciation of the word “honors.”
“mayne, i gotta vote for dayc-ck. his name rox my sox!”

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