Daygasm
a totally b-tchin’ day, often including super-fun activities that may get you buzzed just out of sheer pleasure, such as playing in a creek, swinging, and skipping down the trail playing the ukulele. pina colada smoothies may also be a main ingredient.
the first day of spring break was a total daygasm.
something totally awesome and amazing that happens to make your whole day awesome and amazing, such as hanging out with b-tchin’ people, winning the lottery, having a pina colada smoothie with your best friends, or walking down a trail while playing the ukelele and singing a song about tacos while random strangers give you the look.
“having breakfast at ihop with you guys was a total daygasm.”
“hooray! three daygasms in a row! this is the best week ever!”
an event that happens, usually with someone you like, that turns a bad day good or a good day better. parallels that of an -rg-sm, but for your day. s-xual in orientation.
i am having a really cr-ppy day.
boyfrann sends flowers to my work
…. causes daygasm.
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