daylight fuck
someone that you would have s-x with in the morning.
someone who is cute enough in the daylight to have s-x with.
could also be someone that you would have s-x with with the light on when you’re sober.
-i can’t believe i hooked up with the guy last night…at least he was a dlf.
-what’s a dlf?
-it’s a daylight f-ck. you know, someone who you wake up to in the morning and they still look cute enough to to have s-x with in natural light.
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