DBA Shower
the average shower a database administrator (dba) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.
tim: lets h-t the bar after hockey practice
joe: no way ill smell like total -ss bro
tim: just take a dba shower
joe: good idea, b-tches love axe body spray
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