dbf
designated b-tch friend
when you’re at a party, and that ugly guy won’t stop hitting on you, the dbf would say, “dude, she’s not into you, walk away.” if that doesn’t work, you slap that ho.
“amanda, you’re our dbf”
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acronym: dat be fair
-so then she took off her shirt.
-big dbf.
dbfs is an internet abbreviation for “don’t be f-cking stupid.” its primary use is to admonish someone for a stupid question or their lame behavior.
dbfs is often preceded by a hashtag (regardless of medium): #dbfs
allison: what are you doing on sunday night?
liz: it’s sunday, we’re watching “game of thrones.” dbfs!
allison: i haven’t started watching it. what is it about?
liz: winter is coming. just watch it. dbfs!
designated b-tt finger- the one finger you use for all your b-tt upkeep needs, scratching an itch, picking out residual poo etc.
tom: get your finger out of my face it reeks!
bryan: calm down that’s just my dbf.
dear boy-friend, used by younger girls who hang out on message boards usually frequented by older women who use the term dh (dear-husband)
omg so my dbf and i are tots planning a trip together because we love each other <3 so much
default b-tch face
barbara: i tried to be nice to everyone in cl-ss but tony just seemed to ignore me ):
kate: that's because you've got a dbf and no one would walk near you.
d-ck boyfriend
my man is such a dbf!
abbreviation for dumb b-tch friend
what a stupid c-nt/dbf
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