DDM
-doo doo man, also known as malcolm, mac, or da kid
-an extremely r-t-rded black male that believes himself to be the sh-t.
malcolm promised to dunk at friday night’s game, but he b-tched out because he can barely touch the rim… therefore, he is a ddm.
d-mn, man, u is a muhf-ckin ddm.
ddm or d.d.m. is an abbreviation for designated drunk molester. he’s that creepy guy hanging around at a party looking to take advantage of the drunkest girl(s) there. they often sip their drinks slowly, yet pretend to be really drunk in order to have an excuse for their actions the next day.
friend 1 “did you see chris at the party last night?”
friend 2 “not really; why, what happened?”
friend 1 “i think he f-cked lauren in the bas-m-nt”
friend 2 “she was wasted! i heard she was puking at like 10 o’clock; what time did this go down?”
friend 1 “11 maybe 11:30”
friend 2 “ddm strikes again, huh?!”
friend 1 “yeah! what a sc-mbag!”
that which aspires to be greater then all other software. however tends to really suck and leave much to be desired.
bob: hey, what software you running over there?
john: ddms.
bob: thats why all my orders are eff’ed up!!!
dont disturb me
jessica: “hey w-ssup chelsey”
chelsey: “please ddm,, im eatting”
awesome icp fan, rules and pwns
ddm pwns j00 n00b!
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