de-crapping
the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. common items discovered during a de-cr-pping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scr-pbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.
de-cr-pping has also been known to take place in the living sp-ces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-cr-ppers.
joe: bob was de-cr-pping his garden shed the other day and found an armani suit.
bill: cool. i’m the same size as bob; do you think he’d give me a good deal on it.
joe: oh yeah. i heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don’t mind the bullet holes. his son called “dibs” on the pinkie ring.
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