De Pants Rabbit


the state of being embodied by an individual who runs sans pants through a public place while wearing rabbit ears and waving his/her pants overhead.

to reach the state of jamaican de pants rabbit, one must complete the run while a by-stander recognizes the individual as de pants rabbit and shouts in a jamaican accent, “look mon. de pants rabbit.”

the velvet de pants rabbit is another variation in which the individual completes the run completely nude.

to reach the state of jamaican velvet de pants rabbit – the highest form of de pants rabbit an individual can obtain – one must complete the run completely nude, while a by-stander shouts in a jamaican accent, “look mon. de pants rabbit.” few ever obtain the jamaican velvet de pants rabbit.
look mon. de pants rabbit.

during a trip to fountain square, we saw de pants rabbit.

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