Deacism
deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. it was coined to explain why the common theory of darwinism or natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.
your friend proved himself to be a product of deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.
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