Dead Balled
the occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his t-st-cl-s to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own n-ts-ck.
“oi what happened to barry?”
“poor bloke went and dead balled himself.”
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