dead-butch straight heterosexual


the highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. the mere presence of this caliber of pure man causes womens’ clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes f-gs shrivel and weep.
d-mn! that guy is one dead-butch straight heteros-xual!

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