Dead Laptop Syndrome
the condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current worksp-ce.
dave: -opens laptop in important business meeting- excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from “dead laptop syndrome” if you will excuse me while i go get the power cord.
attendees: -face palm-
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