dead monkey
noun
1. a deceased primate.
2. a hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. the zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it’s cage.
2. i said i was all in but all i have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey…
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