dead mouth
n.
1. paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. a person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. a paralyzed or crooked mouth.
1. alicia silverstone and katie holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.
2. “rob lowe is cute, even though he’s a dead mouth”.
3. too bad greta van susteren’s plastic surgeons couldn’t fix her dead mouth!
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