dead phone routine
a person’s excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. these excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
the dead phone routine usually goes something like this:
1. “sorry, i got stuck downtown and my phone died.”
2. “hey i just got my phone back up i had to pay it first.”
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