Dead Phone Syndrome
noun: when you call people, but none pick up, as if simulatenously all telecommunication services are disabled.
can stretch over the course of an hour to over a day.
jerry: i tried to call melissa yesterday, she did not pick up. but as i was bored i decided to call phillipp, josef, sandra, yvonne and even my mother, but apparently today was dead phone syndrome!
tom: i have that as well occ-ssionally, … but hey, you didn’t try to call me!
jerry: …
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