dead port


like a ‘port’ on a computer that no longer works, even though there’s a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during s-x. coined at wpi.
john: hey, i heard you f-cked that hot chick you met yesterday. d-mn, she must have been good!
robert: eh, she was a dead port, i would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

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