Dead Space

a very good game that can ubdoubtedly scare a guy
/girl sh-tless, after the first five minutes of gameplay
man1:dude want to play dead sp-ce.

man2:no way i heard jake’s pants were never the same afterwards
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a kick -ss survival/horror game that takes place on an abandoned ship in sp-ce where you have to dismember the monsters, and the monsters learn how you attack and will set up traps to kill you. f-cking sweet.
guy 1: what are you playing?

guy 2: dead sp-ce.

guy 1: sweet.

(five minutes later)

guy 1 and 2: holy f-ck!!!!!
an sci-fi horror game, featuring sp-ceships, zombies, dismemberment, telekinesis and more awesome things.

when playing it, in normal condition, it will make guys cr-p their pants and girls burst into tears.

when playing it, while being stoned, you will first cr-p your pants and then nearly laugh yourself into a coma, everytime a zombie shows up.
white guy: “i’m gonna play dead sp-ce”
-zombie shows up-
white guy: “geezus!!!”

black guy: “imma gonna play dead sp-ce’
-zombie shows up-
black guy: “oh sh-t n-gg-!!!”

stoned guy: “duuuude, i’m gonna play dead sp-ce”
-zombie shows up-
stoned guy: “geezus!!! … bwahahahahahaha!”
a mysp-ce no one uses or abandoned.
“hey man, does he have a mysp-ce?”
“yeah, but he never uses it, it’s just a deadsp-ce.”
dead sp-ce is air that is inhaled by the body in breathing, but does not take part in gas exchange. not all the air in each breath is able to be used for the exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide. about a third of every resting breath is exhaled exactly as it came into the body. in adults, it is usually in the range of 150 ml.1

because of dead sp-ce, taking deep breaths more slowly (e.g. ten 500 ml breaths per minute) is more effective than taking shallow breaths quickly (e.g. twenty 250 ml breaths per minute). although the amount of gas per minute is the same (5 l/min), a large proportion of the shallow breaths is dead sp-ce, and does not allow oxygen to get into the blood.
ex 1: dead sp-ce can be enlarged (and better envisaged) by breathing into a long tube. even though one end of the tube is open to the air, when one inhales, it is mostly the carbon dioxide from expiration. using a snorkel increases a diver’s dead sp-ce in the airways.

ex 2: i totally did not just copy and paste the “dead sp-ce” article on wikipedia
the mysp-ce account that you haven’t logged onto in 6 months.
person 1 – hey what ever happened to your mysp-ce account?

person 2 – you mean my dead sp-ce account? man it’s hard to imagine there was life without facebook…
a screwed up piece of paper with a face that goes around attacking people.
ahhhh mate,you just got dead sp-ced!!