deadbird

deadbirding is when you fall (usually while rockclimbing) and get cornholed by a tree or similar structure.
tom – dude, be careful, if you come off of that overhang you’re going to pendulum and deadbird right on to that tree.

jeremy – yeah, got it…umm…oops…fallling!

-swings-

-deadbirds-

tom – ooohhh. yeah, just like that….
dead birds
1.) noun: a central valley mock “hardcore gang” with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; “no tolerance for no tolerance.” no rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of r-t-rds who started it in highschool, and don’t realize the whole idiocy of it all.
they have a mysp-ce. they have a freeweb. they are utterly pathetic.
each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do kewl little things to it, such as “hawx” -gag-
sh-gs; “yo, hawx what up?”
hawx; “not much, just making a list of friends.”
sh-gs. “coool! how many?”
hawx. “give me a minute, i can’t think of any.”
sh-gs. “um. well. you have the dead birds.”
hawx. -silence- “ohhh yeahhh!”
a hardcore gang in the central valley of california. includes various freaks and misfits. each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. the founders call themselves; hawx and sh-gs.
the gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.
me: “dude, why the —- do you have ‘crow’ tattoo’d on your wrist.”
david crow “porque i’m a part of dead birds now, ese.”
me: “dear god, they got you too?”
the super sticky green.
i aint smoking that sorry -ss chronic, fire up some deadbird,cuz!
dead birds por vida is a visalia/tulare ‘crew’ made up of a few friends. all had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, finch.
the majority are against ignorance, and such. basically, a bunch of n-bodies with no life.
it’s a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
they pose no threat…to anyone…except themselves.
yo momma; oh sh-t! here come the dead birds!
me; what the h-ll are you talking about? it’s only a bunch of wierdos…
one who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.
“hey why don’t you kiss my left nut! ha ha!”

“dude, you’re such a dead bird, that line is so old.”
the act of seeing something, thinking it’s a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog sh-t and you have made a fool of yourself.
molly: oh my god! is that a dead bird???
mac: where?
molly: right th- oh wait, it’s p–p.
mac: way to pull a dead bird, you fool.

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