Deadly Semen Backup
deadly s-m-n backup, or as doctors call it dsb, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in m-ssive loads of s-m-n acc-mulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. the acc-mulated s-m-n interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. the condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and v-g-n-l stimulation.
doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. after preliminary tests it seems to be “deadly s-m-n backup” , or dsb . i hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.
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