Dean Winchester
character on tv show supernatural, played by jensen ackles. good looking, funny, and s-xy. older brother of sam winchester.
sensible person: dean winchester is s-x!
teenage girl: sam is hot too.
sensible person: shut up!
dean winchester is a character on the t.v show supernatural played by jensen ackles. dean was born on january 24, 1979 in lawrence, kansas to john and mary winchester. he is the eldest child, and has one sibling, sam winchester who is four years younger than himself. dean proudly drives a black four-door 1967 chevy impala (given to him by his father), also known as the metallicar. he always wears a metal amulet, given to him as a christmas gift by his brother in 1991. dean is in charge of driving, being a horn-dog, kicking down doors and taking care of the weapons, but most of all he is in charge of taking care of sam, who is his only living relative. dean would even go so far to protect his brother as to kill a demon and its human host in order to save sam’s life, as well as selling his own soul to save sam’s life. dean is typically a ruthless and aggressive individual, especially when he is hunting. he despises what he hunts, especially demons. however dean is a very laid-back person when he is not on the hunt. he almost constantly displays some humorous behavior, he will usually make light of tense situations, often making inappropriate jokes or using s-xual innuendo. dean winchester is also an attractive young man. sorry, but a couple of sentences can’t discribe him. ^___^
dean winchester quotes:
officer: so, fake u.s. marshall. fake credit cards. you got anything that’s real?
dean: my b–bs.
you know, sam, we are allowed to have fun once in a while. -points to the waitress in short shorts- that’s fun.
sam: so, did you find anything?
dean: besides a whole new level of frustration? …no.
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