Dear in Headlights
the wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. a play on words from “deer in headlights.”
jane: what did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
margaret: nothing. he just gave me the dear in headlights look.
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