DEAR JOHN


a goodbye letter from your girl. congratulations, you’re dumped. for playas: no prob. jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? for the romantics: try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.
what’s worse? being left and never getting a goodbye.
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the act of spending the night after s-x or a s-xual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.
“after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a ‘2’, balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning”

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