Dearing Report
an entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullsh-t about higher education. as made-up as harry potter but less fun.
includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn’t stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
dearing is an -sshole.
the dearing report is a pile of f-cking sh-te.
dearing should be f-cking smoked
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