Death++
a mythical programming language, similar to c++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3d renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. a game which i wish they would make but the do-gooders won’t allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.
–sample death++ code:–
/- mayandrink.dpp mayan sacrifice -/
#include
#include
create(victim1);
standup(victim1);
slitthroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitvblankstart()/- wait for blood to start oozing out -/
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /-catch the blood in the goblet -/
}
/- the grand finale! drinking the human blood! -/
goblet.drink(self,goblet_capacity);
end();
lamer1: “i’m bored, lets play the game dance dance revolution:skyclad forest edition!”
man1: “naw, let’s make a mayan sacrifice ritual video in death++!”
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