Death Combat
a game of wits, where 2 or more people face off in karate stance. they then gently press onto each others crotches and or p-n-s m-ssaging with brute strength. like a game of chess, each player must use strategy to win. whoever taps out loses, and must leave the field of combat. you may also rub the -ss, and put each other in gridlock holds so that the other opponent cannot leave your grip.
“sh-t! that motherf-cker got a b-n-r when we were playing death combat.”
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