Death dump
a bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. if it’s possible for sh-t to go china syndrome, this would be the one to do it.
guy #1: why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?
guy #2: because of me. i had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which g-d himself has never seen.
the worst way to die. sh-tting out so much death takes you.
discovered in the 1700s by a frenchman.
poor johnny took a death dump yesterday, rest his soul.
the biggest shyt you’ll evr take and its so hard to get out your -n-s you die from struggling.
dude 1: dude i almost had a death dump
dude 2: omg i feel bad for you
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