Death Gurgle


the desperate and final wimperings of an exboyfriend/exgirlfriend gasping and pleading for one last chance in the relationship. this almost always occurs 2 or 3 weeks after you have already checked out of the relationship and most often gurgled after 2 am.

often times the “death gurgler” will include an acknowledgment that there may not be a response (and that’s ok), in an attempt to save face, thereby making themselves look more pathetic.

the “gurgle” is never done face to face, always via text/email/voice mail.
for example, the following could be a late night death gurgle email:

hi!! dont really know what to say… :/ ahhh.. listen… i know you probly already have a bf but it would be nice to maybe take you to lunch or something…. i want to talk to you…im not trying to get back together soo dont trip!! its just you cross my mind often and a little piece of me falls apart.. it hurts i wont lie!! i hope everything in your new world is the way you want it!!! your a great chic and deserve it… eitherway if you contact me or not i understand. i know you hate me!!! i’m sorry that i fell apart on you/us! please take care of yourself…. 🙂
the noise you make before you die when you get shot and cough up blood.
once he got shot he did a death gurgle.
when you have a bad case of swamp -ss and then you fart and it makes a wet gurgling sound.
pat just got off the forklift and death gurgled.

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