deathwank
suicidal masturbation.
“where’s john?”
didn’t you hear, he had a michael hutchence deathw-nk.
“oh… right”
a death w-nk involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. partic-p-nts either report a heightened s-xual pleasure, or collapse and die.
more commonly referred to by its scientific name auto-erotic asphyxiation, death w-nking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.
how did that newsreader die?
he had a death w-nk.
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