decasexual
a person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).
let’s use hillary duff, who is evidently a decas-xual, as an example:
she is a decas-xual because enjoys indulging herself in s-xual activity with mariah carey, george bush, (i don’t know any famous hermaphrodites), l-ssy (the famous dog) and tables. she also gets aroused by sailormoon, peter griffin, (i don’t know any famous animated hermaphrodites), pikachu and that sword that the megazord uses in powerangers.
a person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).
let’s use hillary duff, who is evidently a decas-xual, as an example:
she is a decas-xual because enjoys indulging herself in s-xual activity with mariah carey, george bush, (i don’t know any famous hermaphrodites), l-ssy (the famous dog) and tables. she also gets aroused by sailormoon, peter griffin, (i don’t know any famous animated hermaphrodites), pikachu and that sword that the megazord uses in powerangers.
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