decatur dick-down
a s-xual act in which a texan male wearing a cowboy hat does their partner from behind while the female is getting a cross or a bible verse tattooed on her lower back.
brett: hey joe, we gotta get over to hank’s tattoo parlor! luke is giving tana a good ol’ fashioned decatur d-ck-down in there!
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