Deceiving Slap


when you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a sh-t. little does he/she know while they are taking the sh-t which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. you proceed to slap them wiv your p-n-s, or d-ld-, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.
“h-llo hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird s-xual fantasy, will you go take a sh-t we can use later?”…..

slap, slap, slap

you have just recive a deceiving slap

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