December 21, Y2K12
the ancient mayan civilization predicted that on december 21, y2k12, chuck norris will be utterly pwned. his demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. the aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. the whole y2k12 thing is just a “cooler” way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn’t figure that out.
guy:1 what if the mayans are right about december 21, y2k12? chuck fan: it’s not possible!!!!!! guy1: but what if? chuck fan: listen..if chuck norris loses, the universe will implode, there’s no way in h-ll there will even be any aliens to invade.
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