December 25
first official public celebration of dies natalis invicti solis, a pagan roman holiday that was later co-opted by christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite jew. turning the holiday into “christmas” (in 336 ad) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days
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