december mindfuck
when it’s close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to ‘next year’ as a month later
bob: “soo yeah i guess i’ll see you next year, ted!”
ted: “uh whoa, buddy. going somewhere?…”
bob: “naw man, i mean in a month!”
ted: “aw man, i just got december mindf-cked!”
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