Deceptadike
a female, age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. most likely for money, drugs, food, shelter and/or something of materialistic value they don’t already posses.
other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re strange, to short and look like a mario bro.
it’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.
then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.
ryan: wow, i cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.
tyler: yeah you really gotta watch out for those “deceptadikes”.
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