decision lane
the vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. so named because drivers will use the sp-ce to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.
(to a p-ssenger) did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(to another driver) nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(relating a story) ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(relating directions) you can merge off the ramp that’s next to the decision lane without any barrels.
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