declan dick
a unit of measurement commonly used in the just gaming and cr-p discord channel. it is superior to metric, imperial, and si because of its simplicity yet accuracy. it is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. when declan sees a picture of ryan, the s-xiest man on earth, the declan d-ck increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.
man, i was a declan d-ck away from winning!
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