Declaration of Independence
filing for divorce.
the legal doc-ment recognized on july 4, 1776 in philadelphia by the continental congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 colonies from great britain. it is the event by which we celebrate independence day.
the declaration of independence was probably the single-most important doc-ment that changed the world as we know it.
the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend
i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.
generally performed on someone that is p-ssed out from excessive drinking, the declaration of independence is when multiple john hanc-cks are performed on one person.
adam: wow, look at joey’s face. i’ve never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone’s face.
matt: ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a john hanc-ck and since there are so many, that’s a declaration of independence.
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