decox
when a woman (or man) has copped an enormous amount of d-ck and undertakes a self-imposed period of time, completely free of p-n-s.
my god, i can barely walk, i am totally going on dec-x.
he wanted to meet up on sat-rday night but i was like no way, i need to dec-x.
just as detox means to rid yourself of toxins, dec-x means to rid yourself of toxic men. other words are dec-xify and dec-xification (the process of ridding yourself of a toxic relationship with a man).
he was always treating her badly so she finally decided to end the relationship. she told her friend she was going to dec-x and dumping him was the first step in her dec-xification program.
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