decoy bottle
when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have no liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.
i’m glad we ditched joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!
when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have no liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.
i’m glad we ditched joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!
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