decoy pack
(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to b-m a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.
guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: i’m all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: i guess i’ll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)
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