Deep Fried Twinkie
a guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one’s health.
usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite s-x who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.
friend 1: my ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie.
friend 2: what do you mean?
friend 1: she is great to have s-x with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.
to have your p-n-s sucked and then to c-m in someones mouth immediately following -n-l s-x.
man, last night i deep fried twinkied that chick!
when a man f-cks a woman in the -ss causing a gaping -sshole. the man then sh-ts into the woman’s gaping -sshole and proceeds to f-ck her -ss with his sh-t still inside. the man then f-cks the sh-t until he -j-c-l-t-s into it. after that the woman sh-ts all of what was in her -ss onto the man’s d-ck thus resembling a deepfried twinkie with some of the creamy filling seeping out.
me and my girlfriend made a deepfried twinkie last night, it was f-cking sick!
when i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing p-rn of the opposite s-x(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys -j-c-l-t-ng to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. when this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.
guy 1: dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian p-rn with your sister last night
guy 2: f-ck you, you little c-ck sucker.
guy 3: go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!
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