Deerfounded
when you see a deer and are so busy looking at it you miss a turn or almost hit the person in front of you.
driver: “hey a deer”
p-ssenger: “lovely”
-stops car-
p-ssenger: “ummm. you know the person behind us is giving you the bird right?”
driver:”what…oh yeah. sorry i was deerfounded.”
p-ssenger: “okay…..”
-continues driving-
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