Def Con One


def con one is a heavy metal band, that contains 4 members. they’re not the most popular of all bands, but they hold good music, and they are very talented. the lead singer sings at home, and made his girlfriend a song for valentines day, witch is one of the best songs i’ve ever heard, but he has not made it into an official single, witch his kids are hoping he one day will do. they are all great members and the bands music is really great. 10/10 for effort.
adrian:have you heard of def con one?
stephan:yes, signed to scarlett records?
adrian:yes, their music is great and the members are very nice and genorous.
stephan:i know, i would love to meet them, their family must be so proud.

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