def head
a “def head” is a wannabe musician and/or songwriter who thinks they are far more superior musically and technically to other musicians and songwriters when actually, for a fact, they absolutely suck.
most def heads tend to be 13-18 years old, and have very little (one or two years) expirence playing their instrument (guitar, b-ss, drums, ect.). most def heads are self-taught players and belive they do not need any form of proper lessons or music theory because they are musical geniuses right out of their mother’s v-g-n-. some def heads are aware that they suck but dont have the b-lls to admit it. def heads usually form really sh-tty bands with other def heads. a def head doesnt play music with any p-ssion or feeling and only plays for money, fame, and s-x.
example:
franklin the noob guitarist: “man i’m such a beast at guitar! n-body can touch me!” (plays really sh-tty genric punk riff)
yngwie malmsteen: “you’re a f-cking def head! that sounded like sh-t! step aside and let papa show you how its done!” (plays mind blowing solo)
a fan of deftones…a mostly honorable nickname actually!
evan: what is the best band; incubus or deftones huhh?
jones: how dare you mention the mighty def´ in the same sentence as that lamecore popfunk band of w-nkster?
evan: you are such a defhead…
jones: h-llll yeahhhhhhhhhh! i´m buying the next round!
evan: ….-sigh-….
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