Defcon-M
just after you c-m, and you start the clean up. then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. immediately you go into defcon-m, which is the state of panic you’re in..
guy 1: last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
guy 2: what did you do?
guy 1: i went into defcon-m, obviously!
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