defecult
function: adjective
etymology: combination of difficult and fecal. attribution: ben.
1. describes the difficulty -ssociated with taking an extremely constipated sh-t, or anything of equivalent difficulty. see also: tenesmus; defecult’s pendulum.
(bob exits the bathroom)
susan: so how’d it go in there?
bob: defecult.
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