Defensive Shopping
buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.
“great!” i’ll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. i have a bad feeling peggy’s gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for christmas.
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