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  – feeling joy and an innate sense of pleasure from purposely deflecting from a given subject to a totally unrelated subject. example: what karl rove did the night of the 2012 elections when he realized that republicans had lost the presidency. he used republican math to deflect from the facts; which resulted in his deflecturbation […]

• Diability

  the diagnoses of being diabetic. person 1: my pancreas doesn’t produce insulin. therefore, i’m diabetic. person 2: i didn’t know the pancreas determined diability.

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  someone who consumes most of the sp-ce in a small tent trough lying diagonally in a fashion which makes them look like a sausage you’re such a diagonal sausage

• dick lighter

  the act of using your d-ck to start a fire, more specifically, c-mshotting into whatever you’re trying to burn. when daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his d-ck lighter

• Dick Slurping

  when one puts a d-ck in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the d-ck in their mouth. my girlfriend and i were d-ck slurping last night. my d-ck was tickled the whole time!

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